"aw man, i just opened the fridge and there's nothing good in there for breakfast."
"that stinks. guess we'll have to skip - "
"who the f-"
I AM PANCAKEMAN. DON'T SKIP THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY! ENJOY THIS STACK OF FLUFFY WHEATDISCS ON ME."
"thanks, pancake man!"
"honey, you know how i've been feeling like total crap for the past three weeks?"
"yeah, you keep talking about it."
"well, i went to...