Pac-Man reminds me of a child actor whose star burned too bright. Much like that cute kid from that one movie, Pac-Man fell on hard times after his crippling meth addiction landed him in rehab.
Nowadays, the poor guy can been seen eating out of diapers, and has even stooped so low as to make a cameo in a recent Adam Sander production, a cruel reality should deeply sadden us all.
Get well soon, Pac-Man. Or at least go devour soiled garments somewhere out of the public eye.
John Rowlandson [