My guitar, it has a second name. It's S-C-H-M-I ... oh forget it.
Use this guitar: to write music to impress the girls.
Don't use this guitar: to write jingles to impress the ad execs. What is this, the '80s?
In 99% of uses, this guitar won't: break a twenty, guy sifting through the change in my guitar case.
If this guitar were a character in a sitcom, it's catchphrase would be: "It's a minor chord kinda day. :'( "
When this guitar doesn't want to go to dinner with you, it uses this...