Open Post: Hosted By Tom Holland Talking About The Time That Jake Gyllenhaal Worked Him Out So Hard He Couldn’t Walk 

Tom Holland may only be 23 years old and newish to the game, but he can already teach other wannabe gay-baiters like Nick Jonas and Taron Egerton, how to truly bait a gay. All you gotta do is let out a cloud of innuendo while telling a story about how you worked out with Jake Gyllenhaal and he worked you out so hard that you had trouble walking. Suddenly, us hard-up, easy-to-woo gays are mindlessly pre-buying tickets to the next Spider-Twink movie after being hypnotized by the image of


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