Oklahoma Man Sues Penal System Over 91-Hour Boner, Wants Enormous Settlement

Dustin John Lance claims the boner lasted at minimum 91 hours. An excruciating 91 hours. 91 hours of begging his boner to recede. Just wanting it to all end…the boner…just wanted it to go away. And now Lance wants $5 million out of an Oklahoma prison because of that 91-hour boner that came about after taking a boner pill given to him by another inmate.

This is legit. There’s a lawsuit document and everything.

From Tulsa World:

Dustin Lance alleges in his civil rights lawsuit that he...

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