Something has happened to Gigi Hadid’s left arm and we’re all going to act normal around it, OK?
Stop making that face. It’s just a very long arm. There’s really nothing to see here.
Yes, all right, sure, Gigi’s arm stretches across the cover of the March issue of Vogue like the Mississippi River — crawling across fellow models’ bodies like they’re middle America — but, you know, it’s cool. Whatever.