NFL Haiku Picks, Week Six

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10/12 8:25 ET At Carolina -3 Philadelphia

Cam Newton doesn’tRespect women reportersAnd must be destroyed

PICK: EAGLES

10/15 1:00 ET At Houston -10 Cleveland

The Cleveland Browns areA human caterpillarOf awful football

PICK: TEXANS

10/15 1:00 ET New England -9.5 At NY Jets

Game of the Jets’ yearIt’s a Gang Green Super BowlCarpe diem, Jets

PICK: JETS

10/15 1:00 ET At Atlanta -11.5 Miami

The Dolphins should playTeams without their best QBsEvery frigging...

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