Newswire: Of course this Darth Vader onesie presents a choking hazard

Call it a homage. Call it a remake. Hell, call it a ripoff if you want: America is in love with Star Wars: The Force Awakens and its numerous nods and callbacks to 1977. Now even the merchandising is throwing back to the dangerous toys of yesteryear with a Darth Vader infant bodysuit that presents a choking hazard.

Attempting to recapture the magic of the 1979 mail-order Boba Fett featuring choking-friendly rocket firing action—which was never released to the public, despite what your...

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