Newswire: Forgetful stoner donates 60 ounces of weed to Goodwill

In a situation that’s kind of like that time you left 20 bucks in your pocket when you thoughtlessly gave them away—except with $10,000 in pot, instead—a Washington Goodwill has announced that it found 60 ounces of marijuana in a donated cooler. That’s 60 times the legal limit for possession in the state, leading the Goodwill employees to contact the police to take the charitable sticky off their hands. (Officials say the “evidence” will be burnt, as per department policy, even...

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