New 'one-eyed snake' Pokemon teased in movie trailer

Dick jokes are not a part of my mind's default settings, but I can't help but notice a clear allusion to a male member when I see one. Teased in a trailer for an upcoming Pokémon movie this new armless, legless, bulbous headed monster has been spotted atop the accent in the word "Pokémon", fearless and fully erect -- a literal expression of the "Pocket Monster" moniker.

Like Munchlax, Victini, and many other "movie debut" characters, this new member of the Pokémon family will...

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