NeatDesk Desktop Scanner

Hey, I don't make the rules. Wait, yes I do. Hey neat. We just don't want anyone to create any sort of clutter neatlessly, so the NeatDesk scanner epitomizes our neat for neatness. Even our cafeteria is neat. Have you been there yet? Today's special is neat 'n' potatoes. Here, I scanned a copy. 

Oh sure, neatness has it's drawbacks. See this sign? "We have gone 13 days without a neat related accident." One of our employees was so fanatic about neatness that when he did one of ritual...

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