MUSKWATCH: Will NASA Beat Elon Musk in the Race to Colonize the Sun?

Who cares about boring old Mars when the real crown jewel of intergalactic colonization shines the brightest and lies a mere 93 million miles away? That’s right, dear readers–it looks like while Elon Musk has his sights set on the Red Planet, NASA is turning its gaze to colonizing the center of our galaxy: the sun.

Now you might be saying, “What the hell is wrong with you? That is not at all what the Parker Solar Probe is intended to do. It’s meant to give us clear data about the...

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