Morrissey Says the TSA "Groped My Penis," Wonders If People Have Minds

Morrissey, famous dirge singer and old-timey English racist , claims a TSA agent inappropriately fondled his junk as he was passing through San Francisco International Airport en route back to London Monday afternoon.

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