This is not a dumb blog at all!
There are three very important things in baseball. Here they are, in no particular order:
2. Walk-up songs
3. Hot dogs
I’ve written about baseball hair before, and I have asked baseball players about hot dogs before. I have not written about walk-up songs before, because the only take I have is that “Wild Heart” by Stevie Nicks is the best walk-up song in the world. And I don’t know that anyone is interested in hearing that...