A long-awaited pitching rotation is set after years of injuries.
You should really meet the Mets. Step right up and greet the Mets. Better yet, gingerly approach the Mets. Be sure to stay back a few steps, at least. Don’t move, maybe. Don’t even blink, actually. Definitely don’t bring your kids, though, because germs. Please also avoid jostling the Mets or even lovingly running your fingers through Noah Syndergaard’s hair.
Because things are going too well. Too well.
Not only are...