Masturbating Woman Crashes Into Seafood Truck

Masturbation: It causes blindness, hairy palms, and car accidents.

One libidinous lady learned this lesson the hard way as she teetered on the edge of climax, Rampant Rabbit between her legs, and seafood truck dangerously close on the horizon.

Female Masturbation Has A New Name

She rolled her head back in bliss, and soon her Mini Cooper was wheels deep in tuna. And not in a good way.

The seafood truck driver was worried he might be fired for the crash; as it was his first day on the...

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