Marlins’ dinger machine is officially leaving the park because Derek Jeter hates fun

It’s just moving outside. But that’s NOT OKAY.

After a season of back and forth between the team, the city, and artist Red Grooms, the fate of the Marlins’ dinger machine has officially arrived. According to the Miami Herald it will officially be leaving the park as soon as it can be dismantled and be moved to a new “art walk” planned out side the stadium.

OUTSIDE! Can you imagine. What disrespect. The sculpture will still go off when a player hits a home run, just out of view of...

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