With Ohio Gov. John Kasich adding his triple tilde to the race on Tuesday, a full 16 different dreadful hopefuls have now climbed into the psychedelic Republican primary clown car. (Clown: "Get out of my fucking car.") Because that gives us a nice even power of two, that means it's high time for us to give the world what it wants—nay, what it needs: a complete bracket for this March to Madness.
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