LSU Gave Its Tiger Mascot A Birthday Cake Made Entirely Of MEAT, Resulting In A Long Tiger Snooze

Via mike the tiger instagram

What I got for my birthday this year: a few Facebook wall posts and a $25 savings bond from my grandparents. GOD DAMNIT GRAMMA thanks for a couple Chipotle burritos FIFTEEN YEARS FROM NOW.

What LSU’s mascot Mike the Tiger got for his 10th birthday: a giant cake made solely of Grade A top quality ground beef.

Pretty good score for a tiger who hasn’t attended one single LSU game. Isn’t that a mascots like only responsibility.

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