Lonzo Ball Wrote A Father’s Day Letter To LaVar And Now I Think I Want LaVar To Be My Father

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As big of a boner as LaVar Ball is, no one can fault the dude for not caring. If my dad cared 1/100th as much as LaVar does about his son’s well being, I’d probably be in the NBA right now instead of making dogshit jokes on the internet. THANKS DAD. All that ‘putting the food on the table’ junk doesn’t mean shit after I got cut by a Division III basketball program. Good work, dude. It’s all your fault.

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Anyway, Lonzo Ball just did the impossible–he...

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