So we all know that Lincoln Logs are like the best building toy ever, right? Yeah, we do. They're a throw-back to a golden era when a person could just throw a bindle over their shoulder, walk out into a clearing, and build themselves a house. Try that today and it'll end in tears (and possibly eminent domain paperwork) assuming you can even FIND a bindle in the first place. They don't even have those on Amazon!