Life dream status: these tights will make you look like a real, live mermaid
If you were anything like us, your childhood probably consisted of a series of desperate measures and dramatic attempts to convince yourself that you were actually a mermaid, such as:
-Brushing your hair with a fork.
-Trying to hold your breath under water until you passed out.
-Befriending crabs and getting annoyed when they tried to control your life.
-Singing wistful songs about how much your dad...