Let’s Not Jump To Crucify The Emoji Movie Masturbator

Masturbation is a touchy subject (see what I did there?), especially when it’s public masturbation. Never a good look. And when it’s in a movie theater full of kids? Yikes. But…BUT, I can kind of see — and I’m not saying I condone any of this — why of all the movies, a dude was cracking stick at the Emoji Movie.

From the NY Post:

New Jersey police are searching for a sicko caught pleasuring himself during a showing of the kid’s flick “Emoji Movie,” News 12 reported.

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