Josh Peck Didn’t Invite Drake Bell To His Wedding And Our Childhoods Are Ruined

Let’s be real, guys: Facts are facts. Santa Claus does not exist, The Tooth Fairy is not the one who left you money under your pillow at night, and Squidward has a schlong in the middle of his face.

Our childhoods have been ruined countless times before, but never have we felt such utter despair as we do today.

This past Saturday, one half of our favorite Nickelodeon “brotherly” duo, Drake and Josh, got married in Malibu, California.

That’s right, Josh Peck wed his longtime...


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