Job Hunter Creates Resume Devoted Just To His Failures And Naturally He’s Getting A Ton Of Job Offers

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I was once a firm believer that the two worst experiences in life were moving and dying. While I’ve been lucky enough to avoid the second one, I’ve done the first one a couple times and it gets worse every time. I think I’m going to add a new experience to form an “axis of evil” of life experiences. Everything about the act of gaining employment is horrendous.

Writing a resume blows. Searching online every day sucks. Rewriting the resume to fit a certain job is...

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