I’ve Done My Fair Share Of Drugs, And The Only One That Scares Me Is Adderall

Let’s talk about drugs. Let’s talk about them fairly and honestly, like the mature and respectful adults we are.

They’re pretty f*cking fun, right?

If you disagree with me, let’s take one look at your Coachella pictures from last year. Oh, you soberly put on that Native American headdress and carried a wizard staff? My bad.

(To my lovely mother, if you’re reading this, you can stop here. Creative writing is fun.)

I, for one, have certainly had my fair share of drug-induced...

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