India Advanced CPR Techniques Redux

Suicide by Ganges is a nearly instantaneous death due to the high concentration level of toxins. The following steps should be taken if there is to be any hope of resuscitation... 1. Wait for crowd of at least 450 bystanders to assemble. 2. Drag lifeless corpse up the embankment. Care must be taken during this process so as not to allow any contact with the river. It is important to remember to use arm dragging techniques providing for adequate selfie access. 3. Roll the cadaver several...

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