If You Want To Date Me, Treat Me Like Shit

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I log onto Tinder. I swipe left, left, left, and then maybe a right. I actually read the text blurbs, because in addition to wanting someone with a perfect body, I also require a perfect wit. I want to laugh. I want to be charmed. I want to date somebody more worthwhile than I am, because maybe they can make me better. Maybe then I can believe in myself. Maybe. But probably not.

Cute guys send me messages that I am afraid to read. I am afraid of the people who message...

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