If you goin' 80 miles per hour, how long do it take you to go 80 miles?

You are about to witness first hand why sitting in a rocking chair on a porch instead of actually attending a school that teaches something other than social justice is so detrimental to America's health. Grab a tranquilizer because the sheer lunacy you're about to see clearly explains what's wrong with common core edumikashun and why electing another idiot like Obama would be the dumbest thing America could ever do. Never knew anyone could be this dumb...

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