I Was Almost a Television Star for a Show About Sex Tourism

A month shy of my 40th birthday, I clicked on an email with the subject line: Female Sex Tourists. I usually mark messages like this as spam, but I'd written a piece about DIY sex tourism for McSweeney's a year earlier, so I figured the sender probably just wanted to know where she could find a Mexican Milk Massage like the one I'd described in my story.

Instead, she introduced herself as a producer for ABC's Nightline. And she wanted to talk to me about something a little different: "I...

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