I Entered Over 1,000 Competitions in a Month and This Is What I Won

This article originally appeared on VICE UK

It's Saturday morning and I'm 11. I walk downstairs to make myself an enormous combo bowl of Chocolate Snaps, Rice Krispies, and Frosties—early onset diabetes in a dish—and turn on the telly to watch SM:TV Live. Some little bastard called Greg has just won a Hitachi stereo with a built-in MiniDisc player. Ant and Dec are both doing their thin smiles and Cat Deeley's going, "Exciting, isn't it, mom?" gesturing to Greg's mom, who's...

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