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I mean c'mon. Do we have to use labels here? Why can't I just be Pluto? Oh right, because you also named a dog Pluto. Make up your minds. Also, what's this about being the god of the underworld? Just because I'm out here in my quiet corner of the solar system doesn't mean it's...well actually it is dark and lonely. Ok, you can have that one.

But maybe you didn't know I also have an extensive collection of personal poetry? Yup, I have over 668,519,209,402 docs worth of poems that I've...

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