HP ENVY 15.6" Full-HD Intel i7 Laptop

Oh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no, I'm not weird. I just really admire your Envy. I saw it from across the courtyard using my telescope and just had to come over and take a look. 

Do you have any other HP products at home? Because I do. Here, I keep a list of them with me in my hidden pants pocket. Here. It's a little old and crumpled. That might be a nacho stain. Naw, you can keep that one, I have about seven more of them. One for each hidden pants pocket. 

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