Elite: The best. Highest class, absolute top shelf.
Extralite: Ok, we were wrong, THIS is the best. Because it has the word 'extra'.
Eh-lite: Not as great as Elite. In fact, it doesn't really care.
Egglite: Just a pile of eggs. But the BEST eggs.
Eliter: Wait. WAIT. This, ok, THIS must be better than Elite. Maybe.
Elitest: Not sure if this is the best of the best or just really snotty. Snooty....