Normally we give you a fresh writeup every day here at Shirt.Woot, but we loved this one so much the first time around, we're posting it again:
BEWARE THESE DREADED CREATURES!!
New England Banana Beast
Salt Lake Mitten Monster
Fur-Bearing Fish Cat
The Dreaded Leaf Creature of Seattle
Penguin Squid of Lake Michigan
Brenda: Half-woman; half-bread