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The name “Purr-tenders” sounds like the name of a Pretenders cover band of cats who do reworked covers called I’ll Stand By You (But Only If You Have Food Or Plan To Pet Me, Otherwise Fuck You), I Go To Sleep (Because You Fucking Bore Me), and Back On The Chain Gang (Is Where You’ll End Up When Us Pussies Finally Take Over). But sadly, my favorite cover band of all-time doesn’t exist yet. Purr-tenders was the name of a short-lived line of plushies by Hallmark and...


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