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Urban Decay’s Marshmallow Lickable Body Powder

Urban Decay’s flavored sparkly powder was probably a nightmare camouflaged as a dream for strippers in the early-aughts. On one hand, it made their skin look like Edward Cullen busted sparkly nuts all over it. On the other hand, it was flavored, and the last thing they want is a reason for some creep to lick on them, unless it’s diarrhea SARS flavored. But for everybody else, it was a dream, because in the early-aughts, who didn’t...

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