Since the dawn of time, people have been calling their genitals weird things that make people giggle.
XX_XY The Project has undertaken the painstaking job of providing the “first illustrated genital-pedia” and it will bring you so much joy.
Take this Italian slang for penis for example. Behold the Obelisk.
“Take-a look-a at-a my-a Obelisk-a.” – Me if I ever star in an Italian porno (it’s a long life).
Is this a dagger I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee.