Heinz Combines Ketchup and Mayonnaise to Make Mayochup, for Some Reason

Do you find yourself exhausted from constantly having to open up multiple condiment bottles so you can combine them? Are you losing your mind having to wash all those knives? …No? You’re not? Yeah, now that we think about it, all of that sounds absurd. Mixing together multiple condiments is the easiest thing in the world. Which is why we can’t figure out why Heinz is now offering a ketchup/mayonnaise hybrid known as Mayochup.

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