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Went to @McDonalds to get Brady a beanie baby happy meal, got home & realized there wasn't a toy in there. #womp
26th May, 2017
@The_Tooth_Hurts I made a valiant attempt at a joke that Price is afraid to pitch in the playoffs and needs protection #womp
25th May, 2017
prepping2b_fitgirl tagged me for a #womp Breakfast was an egg muffin 💪🏼💖🦄 - - - - - #momswholift
25th May, 2017
Facebook went down during Zuck's commencement speech. #Womp
25th May, 2017
I'm still so sad about my first Twitter account being hacked. #womp
24th May, 2017