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It has the texture of boiled cheesecloth covered in tar and then beaten with Chick-Fil-A sauce. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018
It secreted globules of shrunken meatloaf glazed with zamboni tires. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018
It was permeated by popcorn in the general vicinity of rattlesnake extract. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018
It was permeated by tomatoes in the general vicinity of nutritional yeast. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018
It was like injecting myself with pepperoni thwarted by pudding skin singles. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018
It's a very different flavor, but maybe THE DORITO EFFECT can explain the need for the #unicornfrappuccino:… https://t.co/RPz1kadjIG
21st February, 2018
It tasted like Gorilla Glue with an undertow of basil. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018
I can't believe how similar it was to spinach with a dash of horseradish. #unicornfrappuccino
21st February, 2018