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It has the texture of spinach thwarted by chai tea. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It secreted globules of breakfast cereal infused with devil's food cake. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It made me want to throw up oyster sauce mulled in nutmeg. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It was sopping with ham topped with copious oregano. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It secreted globules of cheese thwarted by primrose. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It reeked of Cheese Whiz covered in tar and then beaten with lemongrass. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It smelled like battery acid with a pinch of tumeric. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It reminded me of grilled onions infused with chai tea. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017
It was permeated by pepperoni with an aftertaste of motor oil. #unicornfrappuccino
28th July, 2017