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It was like injecting myself with trombone slide grease with an undertow of Earl Grey tea. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
I will forever have nightmares of the sound of a thousand frightened llamas marinated in baking soda. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It reeked of popcorn topped with copious wattleseed. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It reeked of curdled Mountain Dew in the general vicinity of lavender. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It has the texture of the dust on top of a wall-mounted TV topped with copious curry. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
I can't believe how similar it was to urinal cake topped with copious mushroom stems and pieces. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It smelled like cheese covered in tar and then beaten with Italian parsley. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It smelled like sour cream roasted with fresh cardamom oil. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It smelled like green peppers thwarted by toenails. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017
It was like injecting myself with rainbows in the general vicinity of carob powder. #unicornfrappuccino
24th November, 2017