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@TheOnion Mass transit system gridlocked as the crucifixes worn by ChristCon revelers get stuck in bus and subway doors. #theOnion
16th December, 2018
Report: Greatest Factor In Employee Retention Boss Sending Out End-Of-Year Note Titled ‘Thanks Team’ #theonionhttps://t.co/eBnVh4REG1
16th December, 2018
"Charlottesville Jury Recommends 419 Years Plus Life For Neo-Nazi Who Killed Protester" - https://t.co/xSmRSyP3DW #TheOnion
16th December, 2018
I really wish #TheOnion would go back to satire. They've been too real lately. https://t.co/vE3pP2j1aJ #DHS #KirstjenNielsen
14th December, 2018
At this point, I think we should just have the Academy Awards hosted in conjunction with an open-mic night...… https://t.co/FUBF0SHOMV
14th December, 2018