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#tfw 0_o when the ESPN announcer says "...from Albuquerque, New Mexico" oh, and he went to your highschool (Alex Bregman)
17th July, 2018
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17th July, 2018
#TFW the former president of Mexico blows up your mentions by retweeting the story you edited on the future preside… https://t.co/4G2jhVbWhQ
17th July, 2018
#tfw you think you have enough energy to survive and are knocked on your ass but how wrong you are. #empathissues
17th July, 2018
#TFW you make @chrissyteigen’s potato salad for the neighborhood get together, but just want to sit home eating it… https://t.co/vvBfjR3Ee8
17th July, 2018
#tfw you’re unemployed and you look forward to business days more than the weekend because that’s when you might hear back about jobs
17th July, 2018
#TFW you're on hold, the Muzak stops, you get excited that you're about to speak to a real person, and then... it's… https://t.co/p8tS15jKbF
17th July, 2018
#TFW you're @POTUS, but it doesn't make you happy, and you find out you're not even very good at it. #oldmantrump https://t.co/SicYxdRtgG
17th July, 2018