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12th December, 2018
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?” ― Steven Wright #comedy #humor #stevenwright
11th December, 2018
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10th December, 2018
(Long awkward silence)....... Right now I'm have amnesia and déjà vu all at the same time :) #stevenwright
10th December, 2018