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Retweeted Tom Bryant (@Tombryant92): It's not okay for #WayneShaw to eat a pie. But it's okay for #LuisSuarez to... https://t.co/ABB0HATnNx
22nd February, 2017
Earthquakes occur when Luis Suárez wants to make a milkshake. #LuisSuarez
22nd February, 2017
Luis Suárez can tear a phone book in half by looking at it. #LuisSuarez
21st February, 2017
Why can't #WayneShaw eat a pie? #LuisSuarez can eat any of the players he comes across! #piegate
21st February, 2017
So its not okay for #WayneShaw to eat a pie but it's okay for #LuisSuarez to bite players like a dog🐶 Explain?🤔 #suttonunited #FA #piegate
21st February, 2017
It's not okay for #WayneShaw to eat a pie. But it's okay for #LuisSuarez to eat Ivanovic #piegate #TheSunhttps://t.co/8lBFnTWPAz
21st February, 2017
When Luis Suárez is cut, he bleeds the tears of small children. #LuisSuarez
21st February, 2017
Luis Suárez has a button that can destroy the world. But he knows he can do a better job than any button. #LuisSuarez
21st February, 2017
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Luis Suárez just to be on the safe side. #LuisSuarez
21st February, 2017