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Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Luis Suárez once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart. #LuisSuarez
26th April, 2017
Scientology is Luis Suárez' first sucessful get-rich-quick scheme. #LuisSuarez
25th April, 2017
Luis Suárez solved Pi. It actually ends with "LUIS". #LuisSuarez
25th April, 2017
Luis Suárez' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours. #LuisSuarez
25th April, 2017
When the cops stop Luis Suárez he reads them THEY'RE rights! #LuisSuarez
24th April, 2017
Lionel Messi. 🇦🇷 • Tag a Barca friend below! 🔴🔵 • #neymarjr #neymar #luissuarez #suarezhttps://t.co/qqwvUP9NE3
24th April, 2017
Luis Suárez doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. #LuisSuarez
24th April, 2017