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Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Luis Suárez. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine. #LuisSuarez
17th July, 2018
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Luis Suárez." #LuisSuarez
17th July, 2018
The movie "Sum of all Fears" is based off the time Luis Suárez could not find his car keys. #LuisSuarez
16th July, 2018
Luis Suárez once kickboxed a hobo for seventeen consecutive hours. #LuisSuarez
16th July, 2018
On September 11, Luis Suárez was on vacation. The last time he was on vacation was December 7, 1941. #LuisSuarez
16th July, 2018
Iraq was accused of hiding weapons of mass destruction because Luis Suárez secretly vacationed in Baghdad. #LuisSuarez
16th July, 2018
The sound of Luis Suárez scratching his beard makes angels weep. #LuisSuarez
15th July, 2018
My thread started with #LuisSuarez cynical Dive so it would be apt to close this thread with this #WorldCup ‘s dis… https://t.co/rYjhAWJxBB
15th July, 2018