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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, #LuisSuarez would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. #LuisSuarez
22nd August, 2017
#LuisSuarez’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through #LuisSuarez
21st August, 2017
Only Luis Suárez shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA. #LuisSuarez
21st August, 2017
Luis Suárez likes to tell people they have AIDS. #LuisSuarez
21st August, 2017
Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself, Luis Suárez smiled at him, and his face exploded. #LuisSuarez
21st August, 2017
While pruning Luis Suárez' beard, an idea was conceived by an unknown barber. Consequently, the birth of steel wool occurred. #LuisSuarez
21st August, 2017
#Barcelona kick off their campaign to a good start without #LuisSuarez & #AndresIniesta #LaLiga 🇪🇸 Credits:… https://t.co/f8lVf0v3mQ
21st August, 2017
Luis Suárez once drop-kicked a man through a speeding vehicle. #LuisSuarez
21st August, 2017
When Steven Segal kills a ninja he only takes it's hide. When Luis Suárez kills a ninja he uses every part. #LuisSuarez
20th August, 2017