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If you're making a #hotpocket, clearly your only option is a paper plate. https://t.co/YuKDR0aLGS
27th May, 2017
@JimGaffigan Wondering if I should try the #hotpocket or the Campbell's Soup? BTW, never thought a hot pocket would… https://t.co/VyKZRFGO4E
27th May, 2017
You nasty for not putting that hot pocket on a plate bro. @Nadeshot #diarrheapocket #hotpocket
25th May, 2017
@bessbell @rob_bennett Is that how you really feel Greg, you might need a vacay and run for office next go round! #calmdown #hotpocket
25th May, 2017
Had a dream the other night I won a @JimGaffigan impersonation contest by performing an entire set as Jim. Won using the #HotPocket bit.
22nd May, 2017
my morning #prayers start off so good then end so petty. I ended prayer hoping that #Trump burn the roof of his mouth eating a #HotPocket
22nd May, 2017
Why don't they make an apple or cherry #HotPocket ? Could use a quick and easy desert after dinner!
22nd May, 2017