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HateSong: Eliot Glazer on why “lowbrow dum-dum” Meghan Trainor’s music is Kidz Bop trash

In HateSong, we ask our favorite musicians, writers, comedians, actors, and so forth to expound on the one song they hate most in the world.

The hater: Writer and comedian Eliot Glazer has a lot...

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HateSong: Gilmore Guys’ Demi Adejuyigbe takes down an inferior “Tonight Tonight”
#Demi Adejuyigbe
HateSong: Drunk History’s Derek Waters says American Authors sound like “a hot wings commercial”
#Drunk History
HateSong: Brian Posehn thinks Sublime fans are “terrible, stinkier” Juggalos
#Brian Posehn
HateSong: Rhea Butcher on the depressing reason she hates Magic’s sexist “Rude”
#Butcher
HateSong: Aparna Nancherla hates the creepy vibes of “Sweat (A La La Long)”
#Nancherla
HateSong: Kathleen Hanna on why she hates the sad-dad vibe of “Cat’s In The Cradle”
#Kathleen Hanna
HateSong: Jensen Karp hates Fat Joe’s irresponsible, AIDS-related “Nasty Hoes”
#Karp
HateSong: Big Jay Oakerson on the toothy reason he hates “Kiss From A Rose”
#Big Jay Oakerson
HateSong: Comedian Amy Miller on the throat-clearing reason she hates “Return Of The Mack”
#Amy Miller
HateSong: Jo Firestone on why “The Wanderer” is for sexist monsters with mommy issues
#Jo Firestone
HateSong: Chris Cubas on the horror of prolonged exposure to “My Heart Will Go On”
#Chris Cubas
HateSong: Comedian Kyle Mizono doesn’t want to get it on to “Let’s Get It On”
#Kyle Mizono
HateSong: Paige Weldon hates the sellout teen angst of “Wake Me Up When September Ends”
#Paige Weldon
HateSong: Comedian Sam Jay hates Da Brat’s “What’chu Like” identity crisis
#HateSong
HateSong: Nate Fernald hates Sting’s “Brand New Day,” a song for “recently divorced dads”
#Marc Maron
HateSong: “I can’t imagine Maroon 5 having family”: Whitmer Thomas on why he hates “Animals”
#Thomas
HateSong: Parquet Courts’ Sean Yeaton hates Don McLean’s arrogant “American Pie”
#Parquet Courts
HateSong: Comedian Julian McCullough hates DMB’s condescending “Ants Marching”
#Julian McCullough
HateSong: Margaret Cho on why Yello’s “Oh Yeah” reminds her of sex clubs and John Hughes
#Cho
HateSong: Seth Bogart on the very legitimate reason he hates Chris Brown
#Seth Bogart
HateSong: Bridget Everett on why she hates Enrique Iglesias’ “horse-and-buggy voice”
#Bridget Everett
HateSong: Cage The Elephant’s Brad Shultz on the tactless misogyny of Deadeye Dick’s “New Age Girl”
#Cage The Elephant
HateSong: Emily Heller on Taylor Swift’s slut-shaming “You Belong With Me”
#Emily Heller
HateSong: Ian Karmel on why “Suck My Kiss” is the “Guy Fieri of songs”
#Ian Karmel
HateSong: Colin Hanks on his lifelong CHiPs theme song earworm
#Colin Hanks
HateSong: Comedian Randy Liedtke on why “Young Folks” is Swedish brainwashing music
#Randy Liedtke
HateSong: Protomartyr’s Joe Casey on why “Don’t Stop Believin’” is the bane of his existence
#Protomartyr
HateSong: Comedian Michelle Buteau on the shrill suckiness of Fine Young Cannibals
#Michelle Buteau
HateSong: Liza Treyger on the high school bullshit that led her to hate “In The Air Tonight”
#Liza Treyger
HateSong: Howard Kremer on why “Just The Way You Are” is like “wrestling someone with no bones”
#Summahtology
HateSong: Lil Rel Howery on why TLC’s “No Scrubs” is just plain mean
#Lil Rel Howery
HateSong: Drunk History’s Derek Waters on why “Hey Soul Sister” is “the sound of diarrhea”
#Drunk History
HateSong: Ira Kaplan on why he hates the world’s most annoying jingle
#HateSong
HateSong: Dominic Monaghan on why he hates One Direction’s “easy breakdancing moves”
#Dominic Monaghan
HateSong: Author Christopher Moore on the lingering skunk smell of Mr. Mister’s “Broken Wings”
#San Francisco
HateSong: Paul Scheer on why he hates wicka-wicka “Wild Wild West”
#Scheer
HateSong: Chastity Belt’s Julia Shapiro on why “Happy” makes her anything but
#HateSong

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