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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. #ChuckNorris #God
14th December, 2017
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. #ChuckNorris #God
14th December, 2017
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. #ChuckNorris #God
13th December, 2017
#ChuckNorris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims. #ChuckNorrisHasSpoken
13th December, 2017
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. #ChuckNorris #God
13th December, 2017
#MyThreeCelebDinnerWouldBe #ChuckNorris, John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood. He who blinks first becomes dinner.… https://t.co/s2O9hKpoSE
13th December, 2017