Wine: A truth serum, dining companion, and occasional headache delivery system.
Cabernet Sauvignon: A French grape known for its full-bodied characteristics, aging potential, and combative temper. Prone to "Sauvignon Rage Syndrome." The best way to prevent this is by talking to your wine - especially in the presence of others, when your wine is more likely to become agitated.
Grape: A berry. Giver of wine. Contributor of the third-best Jolly Rancher flavor.
Arkoudaphobia: Fear of bears.