Guys, Here’s How To Finally Understand Astrology And Appease Your GF

Sometimes you cut an onion, only to find another layer underneath. Discovering your girlfriend is into astrology is just like cutting an onion: Both will leave you crying uncontrollably.

Horoscope signs are a lot like personality tattoos on your brain based off what month you were born in, even though the only way your birthday will actually affect your personality is if it’s on Christmas, making you bitter and resentful toward Jesus Christ for annually upstaging you.

These signs are based...


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